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Rush
Limbaugh's fans are legion. One website describes
Limbaugh as, "Political commentator, radio host, college
drop-out, alleged closet homosexual, and, as recently
revealed, synthetic heroin drug addict." He also just
happens to be the God High Emperor of All Time Big
Kahuna of Conservative News. Totally right wing,
deliciously all news talk radio, savior of AM Radio!
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Some of the less intelligent fans of old
Rushbo...They must be fans, because they listen often
enough to be a tad critical at times, wish vehemently
that the "fat pig suffers."
This implies that these anorexic miscreants hate fat people! |
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Unfortunately, they will
have to change their tune, because the fat pig Rush is
now a thin piggy, who squeals wheee wheee all the way to
the bank. The more they hate him, the higher that pile
of cash becomes in the old vault. He uses some of it pay
his cook staff to prepare him delicious diet food. Now
you also can have your
diet food
delivered and just forget about all that stress of
hiring and firing your French chefs. El Rushbo " Rush on Facebok" Limbaugh, of the Limbaugh and the EIB network fame was birthed into a prominent Missouri family in a log cabin in Cape Girardeau, MO, in 1951, a landmark year for fine wine, cigars, and radio talk show hosts.
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While many historic radio talk yakkers, the likes of Walter Winchell, Father Charles Coughlin, Will Rogers, and Arthur Godfrey were either in the process of dying, or already room temperature or dust by this time, Rush Limbaugh was just coming onto the scene.
Rush Hudson Limbaugh, before he was Rush On Facebook began his radio career locally at KGMO while he was still in high school, then moved on to a list of successive stations, as was the necessities of the day. His radio conquests include:
- KGMO located in Cape Girardeau, MO
- Some station or the other in McKeesport, PA
- A larger station in Pittsburgh, PA (As Jeff Christie)
- Kansas City, MO
- Non radio job with the Kansas City Royals baseball team
- KFBK San Franscisco
ABC
Radio Network whose motto is... "Trusted. Credible.
Complete," home of his biggest fans, Doug Limerick,
Cheri Preston, and Brad Wheelis begin each and every
hourly newscast with their version of the "Obama
Report" extolling his virtues, even down to the
amount of steak sauce he imbibes with his Kobe beef
at each and every meal. - President Obama's High Hostess with the Mostess, Whitehouse Reportette Ann Compton, gushes spasmodically and reverently over him at the start of each newscast, eventually handing it back to news control with a heartfelt Cheri.... It is quite an outro to Rush Limbaugh's show which intros again, 7 or 8 minutes later...
Rush on Facebook prefers to give all thanks to his very own production company called the, "EIB Network." The Excellence In Broadcasting Network may have started off as a joke, but the joke is on his foes these days, for the EIB Network has been the source of the king of talk radio for over 22 years now. More, Rush has always said he was the best this and the best that. At the start, his claims were self aggrandizing, self-mocking, and dubious, but before long he made good on all of it.
For President Obama's part, he wrankles at Rush Limbaugh's assertion blaming him for “Obama’s Katrina” in the form of the recent oil debacle in the Gulf of Mexico.
If
President Obama does not yet have an official Facebook
account, then getting an official Facebook page will be
on his front burner so there won't be a "Facebook gap."
In the meantime President Obama is still fighting a
tough piece of Kobe beef from last week's eat and meat
bash at the Whitehouse.
From an internet source that we can't personally vouch for, comes these Rush Limbaugh El Rushbo quotes. As Rush himself would possibly note...even if I never said it, I ought to have said it...
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Football is like life
and I know life. - Government stimulates the democrat party.
- I don't need equal time, I am equal time!
- I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
- I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems.
- I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed.
- If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.
- If you commit a crime, you're guilty.
- Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out over the United States of America, when we are anywhere, when we see a group of people, such as this or anywhere, we see Americans. We see human beings. We don't see groups. We don't see victims.
- Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.
- Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.
- Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.
- No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.
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- None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.
- Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.
- Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule.
- Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?
- Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created the greatest nation for people in the history of humanity. Now Obama is dismantling it, because he has no appreciation for our greatness. In fact, he resents it. He blames this country for whatever evils he sees around the world.
- Poverty is not the root cause of crime.
- Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.
- So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and reform this nation so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? I want the country to survive. I want the country to succeed.
- The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
- The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope.
- The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now.
- The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles riots were caused by rioters.
- The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is immoral. Pro-life is the extremist position, not a moral position. Yet we should compromise and work to reduce abortions. Where's the compromise between life and death - and why work to reduce the number of them occurring if there's nothing wrong with them?
- The people that make this country work, the people who pay on their mortgages, the people getting up and going to work, striving in this recession to not participate in it, they're not the enemy. They're the people that hire you. They're the people that are going to give you a job.
- The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.
- The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.
- There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.
- There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
- We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.
- We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that.
- We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people - its individuals - must succeed.
- When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an overtly brazen racist comment about tens of millions of American citizens, we don't need lectures. What we need to do is to confront her with what she said and what it says about her.
- Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?
- You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.
- You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
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Rush on Facebook Limbaugh's interests did not for long stay strictly with things talk radio.
In the 1990s, Limbaugh’s fame grew beyond radio, into publishing and television. He became a bestselling author with his books The Way Things Ought to Be (1992) and See, I Told You So (1993). From 1992 to 1996, Limbaugh hosted a half-hour television talk show.
In
a time when almost every talker's book, except for
possibly Sean Hannity's last tome zoom to the first
place status on the most important venues, Limbaugh's
success was quite a surprise then his books zoomed to
first place. Of course, the mainstream media totally
ignored his success...but his fans didn't.
It is a fact that Rush on Facebook Limbaugh may be fan of Glenn Beck, or he may not. Included on his may or may not fan list is:
- Mark Levin
- Michelle Malkin
- Laura Ingraham
- Hugh Hewitt
As
one who listens to El Rushbo
regularly, I can't say I
ever heard him mention Hugh Hewitt, Michelle Malkin, and
maybe not Laura Ingraham, though he has yakked a bit
about Mark Levin, and not nearly enough about Glenn
Beck, who has professed to not be displeased to offer to
have his baby. Were this secret to be widely known, I
wouldn't be surprised if Rush Limbaugh, the face on
Facebook accuses Glenn Beck of open motherhood! Were
that to happen, stand back Facebook and Twitter, as the
nation would become all a-twitter, tweeting, as it were.
Facebooking too!
By the way. Rush Limbaugh trusts Glenn Beck. That is why he is a regular customer at Survival Information. Rush doesn't worry about what happens after things go pflooey and you won't either when you trust the good people there to take care of your survival food needs.
No
doubt his book sales helped to pay for the
Rush Limbaugh Air Force with his lead jet plane being
called EIB ONE. Naturally, this was a mock thrown
directly at the bevy of presidents who have come and
gone on his continuing watch, but, as he has done with
everything else, he made good on the name. While his EIB
ONE may not (or may!) have an escape pod and
countermeasures, it does indeed convey Limbaugh's cigar
smoking, champagne personage to eagerly awaiting and
adoring fans worldwide. It is rumored that he recently
traveled to Hobbiton in New Zealand to purchase a
retreat hobbit hole home in case the end times happen in
2012.
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generous on Christmas
he visits
HalloweenHome.net for a Santa suit. Same for a bunny
costume on Easter.
Rush on Facebook Gets Married to Woman! Again.
Love or hate Rush Limbaugh, at the time of this writing, his latest adoring fan is none other than the openly gay and affirmatively gay Sir Elton John, crooner of such hits as Crocodile Rock and Here Comes the Bride, also the Old English Sheepdog Blues. El woofo, and question not his sexual orientation. It's been done, you know, even in the face of his multiple nuptials! Regardless, only 20 million or so daily love El Rushbo! We love you long time, Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook!
While some fans of news and politics news persist
that Elton John, who has never implied that he is
running away from money, just played Rush Limbaugh's
latest wedding on a Saturday June 5th, 2010 to the
former Kathryn Rogers, for the heavy payoff of $1
million cool. It may have been more because Elton John
is also a closet conservative. Just Elton to his
friends, the Knight of the Gold Labels openly praised
Limbaugh. The social media needs something easily
digestible to comment on, even as Michelle Obama
cultivates her victory garden behind the Whitehouse. No
thoughts of "hate Rush" flitter about her carefully
sculpted locks as she thumps midges from the turnips.
Some of the other straighter guests attending were:
- Karl Rove
- Fred Thompson
- George Brett
- Sean Hannity
- Mayor Rudolph Giuliani
- Bob Kraft
- James Carville
- Mary Matalin
- Tom Watson
- Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (Unconfirmed)
Rush on Facebook mentioned his suspicions, on several occasions that the mainstream media, or as others have called it, the Lamestream Media, may possibly have a liberal bias.
The Liberal Media, as everyone now refers to it, has for the most part denied that they have a liberal bias. Over the years, the once powerful, but now moldy and dying media centers, CBS, NBC, and CBS, followed by CNN, and MSNBC have been eclipsed by Fox News.
Strangely, Fox, which is growing, seems to fawn over Rush Hudson Limbaugh, while the other networks, who are contracting to a tiny, really teed off core of wacko lib viewers, are fast failing.
A news outlet proclaims, "RUSH ON FACEBOOK makes me sick!" Others proclaim, " I want to WORK AT HOME on my PC!"
Rush
on Facebook Limbaugh claims, somewhat without visible
proof, that he is show prep for the rest of the media.
The evidence doesn't prove out though. For example,
while his 20+ million weekly listeners are enthralled by
the antics of President Obama and his minions, the New
York Times asks, "What antics?" The two are definitely
on different and not parallel political dimensions. It
is as though space and time are negated in the lib
world, while Rush's stock in trade is reality.
Were the mainstream liberal media actually using Rush on Facebook Limbaugh for show prep, why would they then consistently screw up the news? Perhaps their AM radios don't work in their cages of glass workplace?
Traditional highly respected news outlets like MSNBC most often refer to Limbaugh as an "entertainer," and decry funny man Limbaugh as decidedly unfunny when he delivers his daily humorous monologues. Trying their best to help Limbaugh, many of the most respected news outlets have from time to time edited Rush's officious statements to try and deliver to their audience what Rush must have really meant.
For example, if Rush were to say that, "President Obama is a smelly elitist," then his opposite numbers in the traditional news media might edit his words to say, "President Obama is a sweet smelling tri cyclist." Rush has a constant battle to get his imperious thoughts presented accurately by the doting mainstream media.
Rush
on Facebook Limbaugh, who has
had a long time back problem, developed a very public
dope problem. In April 2006, Limbaugh turned himself in
and was arrested "on a single charge of prescription
fraud" His record was later expunged after eighteen
months of rehabilitation and paying court costs.
Normally the mainstream media bemoans the plight of celeb drug addicts with the words, "He or she is battling and struggling with their drug affliction." This implies that the celebrity is fighting daily to not shoot up, drink up, or get down with drugs.
In Limbaugh's case,
however, Limbaugh, at the
height of his drugginess was battling and struggling to
get MORE drugs. The news media didn't really comment as
much as one would have thought, perhaps because the
ongoing quality of their reporting suggests that except
for the grace of God, there go I as well, or he who
throws the first crack rock, shall be pounded with
coverage when they get caught. Mainstream liberal media
news does, if you pay even scant attention, comes across
as delivered somewhat in a near fatal overdose of over
the counter cough medicine fashion.
Rush adapted, struggled, and overcame his drug addiction...and about the same time his marriage to Marta as well. One day she was there, and the next...who knows? Time marched on, and one day Rush sneaked off and married who was perhaps his, "North Carolina mistress, the long time Kathryn Rogers, and short time Mrs. Kathryn Limbaugh.
Limbaugh is critical of feminism, saying that "Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society." Dame Kathryn is obviously NO feminist.
By the way, for the liberal media, or the uninitiated, it is an enduring curiosity that the universally known Rush Limbaugh theme song was actually a wacko lib tune, which would have been destined for the attic of history, had not Rush took a shine to it. An edited instrumental version of The Pretenders' “My City Was Gone” has been Limbaugh's theme song almost continuously since the start of his show. Tune penner Chrissie Hynde did the ditty. Limbaugh now pays her one hundred thousand dollars per year which she donates to the animal rights organization PETA.
Rush on Facebook, without a doubt, is very proud of his indirect support of such a worthwhile organization... PETA is short for, PEOPLE EATING TASTY AMINALS. As a matter of fact Rush used to often play his PETA theme song, Born Free, more or less.
Politically,
while President Obama's views are unknown, one of Rush
Limbaugh's biggest supporters is Al Franken, who no
doubt at all will be a charter member of the Rush
Limbaugh Facebook group Franken wrote a glowing book
about Rush entitled, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat
Idiot and Other Observations." It regretfully did
not make the Amazon best seller list. Which just proves
that nobody likes to hear name calling like fat pig!
It is a fact that many of Rush's fanatical supporters like Al Franken have attempted to siphon off some of Rush's potent juice for their own purposes. One hopes that one would never think that this minor website dedicated to the happiness of Rush Limbaugh and his new wife Kathryn would stoop to such tactics.
Rush Limbaugh
has on at least two occasions talked to
callers about
Medical Travel. What is Medical Travel,
you might ask? It's simply a vacation where you go get
your face lifted, spleen removed, or a hair transplant.
Stuff like that. The neat thing about is that you can
save a TON of money over having it done in the good old
USA.
Top medical specialists are relocating elsewhere
all the time to fabulous spleen removing resorts.
Thinking of having your liver rejuvenated or perhaps a
breast augmentation? Nose job? You need to do what Rush does when
he wants his spleen augmented and grab yourself a
Medical Travel
Vacation! It's cheaper and better than what
you are used to around the house. We're talking nose job
on Tuesday and the beach on Wednesday. El Fantastico!
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Leukemia and lymphoma
telethon...
Limbaugh holds an annual fundraising telethon called the "EIB Cure-a-Thon" for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society. In 2006, the EIB Cure-a-Thon conducted its 16th annual telethon, raising $1.7 million,totaling over $15 million since the first cure-a-thon.According to Leukemia and Lymphoma Society annual reports, Limbaugh personally contributed between $100,000 and $499,999 from 2000–2005 and 2007,and Limbaugh claims to have contributed around $250,000 in 2003, 2004 and 2005.
NewsMax reported Limbaugh donated $250,000 in 2006, and the Society's 2006 annual report placed him in the $500,000 to $999,999 category. Limbaugh donated $320,000 during the 2007 Cure-a-Thon which the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society reported had raised $3.1 million.
On his radio program April 18, 2008, Limbaugh claimed to pledge $400,000 to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society after being challenged by two listeners to increase his initial pledge of $300,000.
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- Rush 24/7 Adopt-A-Soldier Program...Limbaugh's website maintains a page where US soldiers can register for a free subscription to Limbaugh's online premium service, Rush 24/7, through memberships purchased by donors who buy a subscription (at a reduced price) as a gift.
- Marine Corps-Law
Enforcement Foundation
Limbaugh conducts an annual drive to help the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation collect contributions to provide scholarships for children of Marines and law enforcement officers/agents who have died in the line of duty.
The foundation was the beneficiary of a record $2.1 million eBay auction in October 2007 after Limbaugh listed for sale a letter critical of him signed by 41 Democratic senators and pledged to match the selling price.
This Rush on Facebook website, which would not stoop to hoping
to siphon off juice from Rush Limbaugh's nuptials, is
dedicated to the man, the legend, the MOST DANGEROUS
MAN ON FACEBOOK.
Limbaugh announced during a broadcast
delivered on the first week of August 2010 that he would
soon have his first ever Facebook page which would be
ostensibly devoted to photos of his dear bride Kathryn
and his sheep dog collection, and so promised, so it
was!
Conservative and liberal ladies alike, from across the fruited plain, and perhaps the whole world over will visit Rush Limbaugh's Facebook page to ooh and ah over the Rush Limbaugh Wedding Pictures, as well as the delicately posed photographs of his sheep dogs and perhaps even his cat, Punkin.
Punkin
the cat, by the way, is a name handed down in
Limbaugh tradition, much as the name Rush was also
passed from generation to generation to land on the head
of the most important radio voice in the history
of radio, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III.
The Face On Facebook Is Rush on Facebook Limbaugh
In
preparation for this article the first place I went was
a popular search engine to do a photo search for the
face on Facebook. The first picture out of thousands
was...a silhouette. On my copy of Facebook, the face on
Facebook is me. I suspect on your version, it's somebody
else. So the question remains, who is the face on
Facebook? I have an answer.
The face on Facebook Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook!
Facebook is what they call a "social networking website" which was introduced to the world in February 2004. Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook was already very well ensconced in his Atilla the Hun chair at the EIB Institute. As of this writing, Facebook boasts more than a half billion active users. That's a whole lot of technology! That's up from the more than 500 million users the were reporting, and probably a billion more friends who would like to connect and share, but who can't figure the darned thing out.
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook, son of
immigrant lawyers and judges, not all that accustomed to
new technology and thus a very proud user of Macintosh
computer products, even though Macintosh will not
advertise with him, may or may not know much about
Facebook
What better to celebrate Rush on Facebook than the RushCard?! He'd want you to do it. Do it for Rush!
But it is of little consequence, for if he does not, he will hire those in the profession that do, though he will keep them so busy that they don't have much time to goof off with their Facebook page.
The
face that is not on Facebook is the founder
Mark Zuckerberg who went from a destitute computer
science student at the prestigious Harvard University to
a business man with more money than God with his idea.
We supplied this artist conception of the bringer of
Facebook.
Another self made man, who did not go to Harvard is the self same person who will be the new face on Facebook, and that man is none other than Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook.
Popular mythos suggests that Zuckerberg borrowed the concept from a printed piece at Phillips Exeter Academy which publishes a handout with the faces of the students and teachers of the place that everyone there calls the "facebook."
In a way, Zuckerberg is to social networking what Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook, is to the radio networking world. Zuckerberg just did it with a piddly little experimental website that would soon engulf all social media, not counting the unnamed MySpace place.
According to the imminent source, Wiki, the founder of Facebook, ignorant of the ramifications, hacked the the school's (Harvard, aka, Havard) computer to purloin photos of students with the intention of running a poll to see who the "hottest" kid around the dorm was. It was said that the site generated 450 visitors and 22,000 photoviews the first day, which is more traffic than most websites get in a month, or a year, depending.
The illuminati
at the prestigious college were
miffed when they learned of the success of Zuckerberg's
web baby and threatened to toss him out on his ear. He
was charged with various gobbledegook and allowed to
stew for awhile until the charges were dismissed because
it might work a hardship on the poor fellow. Much
chastened, Zuckerberg invented icons next.
Rush on Facebook Limbaugh, the face on Facebook man himself could not have qualified for Facebook because he quit college shortly after he joined because he did not wish to learn to be a ballet dancer.
However... as both Rush and Zuckerberg would no doubt agree, AC Repair is a good thing to have no matter where their plane lands. Thus the AC Repair - Your Air Conditioning Repair Information Resource website was founded. You can make use of it when your air conditioner goes belly up too! Rush and Zuckerberg are not greedy!
Membership in the illusive non business site was initially limited to the needy students of Havard (aka Harvard) and in the first month, half the friends, on the campus had foresworn their studies to spend time lollying around on the new fad site.
Shortly, the site was told to admit other needy college students from Stanford, Columbia and Yale. Folks with better resources, who didn't belong to these fine old institutions were told to go drink wine and eat cheese.
At the very least, when others applied for membership, the computer screen would say tilt. Of course this is an exaggeration. A comment of explanation is in order.
But, according to Wiki, it is not an exaggeration to say that "This expansion continued when it opened to all Ivy League schools, New York University, MIT, and gradually most universities in Canada and the United States. They all love to connect and share. It's so schoolish! 500 million users who just want to connect and share can't all be wrong."
Up until this time, the site was called "thefacebook," and that was no fluke 87, but in 2005, it was changed to simply Facebook, after the domain was purchased from someone who had copped the simpler domain name of "facebook." At the time, the terms social media and social networking may have been invented, but nobody knew what they meant.
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook, the founder of the EIB mega empire named his website, simply, and humbly, RushLimbaugh.com.
The membership rules of Facebook kept getting more relaxed until 2006 when most anyone 13 and over was allowed to join up and fire it up.
In
2007, the well known philanthropic company,
Microsoft, purchased Facebook for a mere throppance of
$240 million. In September of 2009 Facebook reported
that it had actually made a profit. In 2010 it was
allowing that it had a worth of $11.5 billion dollars,
which is more than the entire cost to buy some small
Latin American nations.
In other Facebook news, Wikinews, which is similar to CNN news, but not really, reported that Facebook has also become the top social network across eight of individual markets in the region, Philippines, Australia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, New Zealand, Hong Kong and Vietnam.
Vietnam? Who knew? Perhaps there is an old
friend in Hanoi you wish to contact via Facebook.
Facebook users
can do it, you know. Just login to the old Facebook
account and start pecking. It's positively
revolutionary! Rush on Facebook virtually guarantees
social justice in the social networking circles and
ushers in fundamental networking change you can believe
in!
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook will work hard to make Facebook the most popular social networking platform in Conservative Land too! The promise and pledge of Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook is that he will become the most popular target among the active users.
We KNOW that liberals often visit this website. Our statistical spying program tells us so. For instance, the last liberal, a Mrs. Norm Strazinsky of 1209 Dover Place in Scranton PA, was here about 15 minutes ago. Often, they come to try and understand how RUSH IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Would you like to know his secret? It is this:
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Why, with the advent of Rush on Facebook, the social networks will never be the same, it's safe to say. The bet is that even his privacy settings will be a popular Facebook read, and readers seeking more information will have only to post on Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook's wall. Ooops...he isn't planning on having one. Sorry.
Facebook makes the bulk of its money by banner adds served on all the member pages. Whereas membership on Facebook is free, it obviously comes at a price. Facebook also collects a ton of data from its members, which include a 13 year old from North Vietnam, and a past vice presidential candidate from Alaska.
A new face appears on Facebook called Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook. He is the original radio social media man and the most powerful social networking media personage in history. He has enough money to actually purchase Alaska, but he won't put down his golf clubs long enough to go moose hunting!
This
is a not a comment on Rush Limbaugh's manhood. For a
man who only finished high school in the 12th grade, he
came a "far piece", to quote a phrase from a famous
Hillary Clinton speech delivered in colloquial pigeon
english. While not voted most popular, Limbaugh should
have been voted most rich. Perhaps on his Facebook
homepage he will list his net worth. All of those zeroes
are free.
Until
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook, came along, the
most famous personage on Facebook was none other than
Sarah Palin, a poor working girl and governor of Alaska,
which is so far off the map that internet signal could
only be had after running it through a series of pumping
stations, the first, which went into service in 2005, 50
miles the other side of the line from the nearest lower
48 state. Now you can contact her via Facebook and talk
a blue streak to her.
Facebook, which has grown at a meteoric clip is used by everyone from struggling youngsters to incarcerated tycoons. For some the object is fun, and for others, profit is the driving motive. For example, one enterprising entrepeneur even used it to hawk a gas fireplace review! It's not the fanciest concept out there, which proves that the slickest thing around is not necessarily the most profitable. Whatever else it is, it is composed of the elemental properties, which, when combined, make a very potent internet stew enjoyed by a half billion friends.
Nobody on the radio ever got more rich than Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook. Rumor has it that he may be able, by his mere presence, to take Facebook to new heights, and over the MySpace hump.
The most influential
new member of Facebook is
without a doubt Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook.
Limbaugh allowed that he's not on it simply to show
pictures of his sheep dogs and new wife Kathryn. For
him, it's strictly a profit deal. To help him put fuel
into EIB One, users click on advertisements.
Of course you could click on the advertisements here. The ad on the left, for example. Next time you are invited to fly somewhere with Rush, make sure you have your handy Premium Electronic Cigarette on hand, as Rush may not permit you to perfume the pressurized cabin with flagrant nicotine laced cigarette smoke.
Some liberal Facebookers failed to
get the memo...
Rush on Facebook will find a way to increase his worth or bust, and he's just the man to do it. Steven Jobs who invented the Apple would call him, if he called him, which, much to Rush's chagrin, does not, (call him) Emperor Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook, even though his fame around the world has grown at a meteoric pace.
It is inconceivable to many, that so many friends, who don't have to, throng to something entirely public, to give away every vestige of their privacy. Whereas the very same friends, who won't give a stranger their fingernail length, will happily post enough information to empower a country's worth of con men.
While the extent of the conning going on out there can't be known, it must be happening for the very reason that the pickings are so fat on Facebook.
A bunko fugitive from a work farm who would
pay good money for information on a future mark has only
to turn to Facebook to get it all for
free. That said, Facebook is fun! In the meantime, other users click on
advertisements for fun and profit. Buy a Medifast plan
from here and not only do you save the big bucks, but
the RushOnFacebook.com website prospers! It's a profit
deal!
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook will of course, post all of his information, including possibly his personal email address, net worth, bank account number, address, number of past wives, and recipes for the diet food delivered he eats, plus all of Kathryn Limbaugh's particulars, including the names and addresses of all of the grandchildren.
Speaking
of con men, during one of the unending the
Democrat-Republican debates moderated by impartial newsmeister Charlie "Hoot" Gibson, whose worth as a newsman has
grown at a meteoric rate, in 2008, delighted Facebook
users who took part to make a great difference in the
process, by giving valuable and informed feedback, which
was no doubt spontaneously chosen.
The interaction between the Facebook users imparted vital information to the candidate hopefuls. People were able to sit in front of their computers, totally ignoring the television and watch on Facebook live!
It demonstrated that the concept could work, and work well. No doubt, the bulk of the participants, mostly young users, would have voted for the candidate of their choice, had they been old enough to vote.Kudos to Facebook!
According to friend Wiki, The Social Network, an upcoming comedy-drama film directed by David Fincher about the founding of Facebook, is set to be released October 1, 2010.
The film features an ensemble cast consisting of Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg, Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker, Brenda Song as Joanna Simmons, Andrew Garfield as Eduardo Saverin, Rooney Mara as Erica, and Armie Hammer as Cameron Winklevoss. It has already been heralded as one of the greatest films of its kind, perhaps even more riveting than "The Apple Story," which told the story of a couple of crazy guys fooling around in the garage with home built computer kits. It's a sure Sundance winner.
Rush Limbaugh, the face on Facebook used to
sing opera before becoming a famous radio personality.
In California, he often regaled patrons of Hollywood
Canteen with Italian Reggae.
No doubt, a Facebook musical is coming soon. Ms. Ivy Bean of Bradford England, who joined Facebook at the age of 102 and then promptly died, could be played by Meryl Streep, or possibly not.
Facebook is second only to MySpace in social networking circles. A MySpace musical would no doubt follow the successful Facebook musical.
Because I know that the founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, will no doubt read this article, and be pleased, I would ask that he send along a grant of money so that the phenomenon of Rush On Facebook might be more closely studied. I, of course, am a struggling college student at Havard.
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